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An Engineer's Guide to Cats
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 418 seconds
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Two professional engineers illustrate the proper care and practical benefits of cats. None of the cats, humans, or engineers were mistreated in the making of this film. They were however, slightly annoyed. T-shirts and other goodies available at: http://www.cafepress .com/engineersguide< br /> Song on ending credits is called "Sparky's New Bike" from Shockwave-sound.com royalty free music website.

Related: cat, cute, engineer, film, funny, humorous, kitten, kitty, short

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Yes, you are very ...
By: DoctressJulia. on 09 Jan 09, 09:09:28
Yes, you are very cute... sigh. :)

I can't stop ...
By: apurrfectkittie1019. on 09 Jan 09, 03:33:59
I can't stop laughing! That's the best video I have seen so far! O I love it! I have five cat's myself and they're the best companions. Kudos!

AWW the cat ...
By: killerpanda12. on 09 Jan 09, 02:01:07
AWW the cat yodeling was cute

Brilliant video! ...
By: Canadiansweetheart1. on 09 Jan 09, 01:58:56
Brilliant video! lol

Cat yodeling FTW!
By: HHRB0664. on 09 Jan 09, 01:47:24
Cat yodeling FTW!

Great vid. I have ...
By: denisejezabel. on 08 Jan 09, 17:23:48
Great vid. I have engineers and cats in my family and this got sent to all of them. Thanks for the laughs. I will try cat yodeling with my cats tonight!

lmao corporal ...
By: paintedstables. on 08 Jan 09, 13:10:07
lmao corporal cuddling worked for me!

Sorry,yes that was ...
By: yeahbyme. on 08 Jan 09, 05:43:47
Sorry,yes that was ambiguous ! I have 4 cats, one dog, no engineers ! (well I did, but he died !)

Corporal cuddling ...
By: radmissrabbit. on 08 Jan 09, 05:36:01
Corporal cuddling FTW! Marry me.

i feel like a wussy ...
By: TheBloodSeeker005. on 08 Jan 09, 01:59:31
i feel like a wussy for favorite this video, but i know my gf will love it.. so i gotta save it. plus the cat yodeling was the best, it got me xD

Thanks, guys, for ...
By: rahelab. on 08 Jan 09, 01:29:15
Thanks, guys, for the chuckle. Okay, the guffaw. The multiple guffaws! There's something about the deadpan delivery and quasi-scientific approach to cats that appealed to me. And having worked with engineers for decades, I can SO relate to the stereotype. Video on ...

Freakin awesome! xD ...
By: burpmaster12. on 08 Jan 09, 00:52:35
Freakin awesome! xD Cat yodeling, FTW! (5/faved)

Professional ...
By: cynthiaasu. on 07 Jan 09, 22:08:28
Professional engineer here with 2 kitties. I love this video! Keep posting.

i love this! XD
By: xoxmaddioxo. on 07 Jan 09, 22:03:48
i love this! XD

great video! good ...
By: nod8d. on 07 Jan 09, 20:59:48
great video! good job!!

Good job, men!
By: RezuPL. on 07 Jan 09, 16:24:47
Good job, men!

I loved this! ...
By: sdillen1. on 07 Jan 09, 10:08:49
I loved this! Started out a little slow but got better and better as it went along! I am one for corporal cuddling!!

I haven't laughed ...
By: meowusa. on 07 Jan 09, 07:47:55
I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Thank you so much for sharing!

Great video. It's ...
By: Bonetar. on 07 Jan 09, 05:33:37
Great video. It's useful to fit in those tight parking spaces.

I absolutely love ...
By: ShellKnight. on 07 Jan 09, 05:33:31
I absolutely love your videos! Your couch is probably the ugliest couch in America.... If you find an ugly couch video contest of some sort. You should enter it. Good luck with your vids.

Oh God, the ...
By: Subacca. on 07 Jan 09, 01:28:59
Oh God, the corporal cuddling killed me - I have a big Maine Coon who looks a lot like your Zoe, and she *detests* being held, which naturally makes it a great punishment. I'm so glad to see it's a wide-spread method.

hahaha i love your ...
By: livetoride84. on 07 Jan 09, 00:22:36
hahaha i love your videos!! my cats yodel too. I use corporal cuddling also. i died laughing because i had no idea other people made their cats yodel too!! xD

omg lol
By: crocodileproductions. on 06 Jan 09, 22:50:50
omg lol

oh my friigin god ...
By: aleeson78. on 06 Jan 09, 22:12:34
oh my friigin god this is hallirus!!!

you guys are great ...
By: decee30. on 06 Jan 09, 21:26:46
you guys are great - i will forward this on to my hubby - he's also an engineer, and we have nine cats LOL so i'm afraid we know exactly what you mean!! :D thanks for the laugh!

jamaican tour guide
Posted by: tbriody

Video duration: 251 seconds
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crazy jamaican tour guide

Related: bob, funny, guide, jamaican, marley, spliff, stoned, tour

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hahahah! i met this ...
By: accessnewton. on 09 Jan 09, 05:11:46
hahahah! i met this guy when i went on the bob marley tour. he's an alien.

don't smoke in the ...
By: mittrocar. on 09 Jan 09, 04:48:28
don't smoke in the bed haa haa ha

jamaica is paradice ...
By: Mariukaass. on 08 Jan 09, 22:56:21
jamaica is paradice ha ha ha ha haaaah!

lol that laugh is ...
By: Accza20let. on 08 Jan 09, 20:44:56
lol that laugh is so damn funnay

This guy is so ...
By: meeatyou13. on 08 Jan 09, 14:05:51
This guy is so fucking HILARIOUS, I lvoe him, I woudl love to smoke with him man, YES

love his fukin laugh
By: EastBayRiderHWD510. on 08 Jan 09, 06:26:35
love his fukin laugh

I would loooooveeee ...
By: unknown0519. on 08 Jan 09, 01:48:03
I would loooooveeee to get high with him.....XD

"You have to have ...
By: lolintio. on 07 Jan 09, 23:39:32
"You have to have respect for those who smoke and those who don't" So true

HAA HAAA HAAAA LOL ...
By: XxNyhmNeroxX. on 07 Jan 09, 22:00:23
HAA HAAA HAAAA LOL JOKES!

now dis is my ...
By: USA3333. on 07 Jan 09, 19:52:20
now dis is my favorite stuff, and i also know its gonna be your favorite stuff :p and his laugh is the best HAAH HAAH HAAH HAAAAAH

Absolute hero. ...
By: JILFhunter. on 07 Jan 09, 18:20:30
Absolute hero. HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HA. lol

"You let him know, ...
By: BrokenClocks08. on 07 Jan 09, 17:24:27
"You let him know, like Shaggy said, It wasn't me. HA HA HA HA HA" I have tears rolling down my eyes

HAHAHAHAHAHA
By: FiddyBoeblingen. on 07 Jan 09, 17:13:25
HAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha... hilarious!
By: zuppzup. on 07 Jan 09, 13:01:59
hahaha... hilarious!

seriously rofl
By: toolong46. on 07 Jan 09, 00:44:37
seriously rofl

he has, by far, the ...
By: KingLouis51. on 06 Jan 09, 23:59:31
he has, by far, the funniest laugh i've ever heard.

LOL
By: BrokenClocks08. on 06 Jan 09, 18:15:04
LOL

looks like a great ...
By: KTPOP2008. on 06 Jan 09, 12:38:42
looks like a great tour that guy is great lol

hi is a good singer ...
By: gabbelitot. on 06 Jan 09, 09:50:53
hi is a good singer HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA

excuse me while i ...
By: 5629hustlers9268. on 06 Jan 09, 03:51:58
excuse me while i light my spilff

ive watched over 16 ...
By: StrongSide55. on 06 Jan 09, 00:40:30
ive watched over 16 thousand videos does anyone have more

Crazy bastard
By: oblivinater. on 05 Jan 09, 20:36:24
Crazy bastard

em sound funny when ...
By: geeky1994. on 05 Jan 09, 05:01:32
em sound funny when em laugh

fuckin priceless :D ...
By: ceehk. on 05 Jan 09, 00:31:45
fuckin priceless :D:D

rohlin ma joint
By: schuegrafma. on 04 Jan 09, 20:39:28
rohlin ma joint

$BUSTED: The Citizen\$

BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
Posted by: FlexYourRights

Video duration: 2722 seconds
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How to exercise your constitutional rights during encounters with police.

Related: 4th, amendment, busted, constitution, cops, drugs, flex, law, marijuana, police, rights, search, seizure, your

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this video kept me ...
By: Bren6tri. on 09 Jan 09, 07:35:19
this video kept me from getting busted a year ago :D

this is true. hehe ...
By: WeskJago. on 09 Jan 09, 05:01:30
this is true. hehe i was being sarcastic-ish :P

I bought the dvd to ...
By: DontTread0nMe1776. on 09 Jan 09, 04:46:24
I bought the dvd to make it easier to share the info, also you never know when it will not be available online for several reasons...

This "Know Your ...
By: RyunSharp. on 09 Jan 09, 01:56:10
This "Know Your Rights" stuff better not ever be banned!

I think a lot of ...
By: robby212. on 09 Jan 09, 00:29:49
I think a lot of ppl will see this and think it's anti cop and comment like therath94 "officer dickhead" Lets remember that 90% of cops are good ppl who only wanna help others. the real injustice are the laws against pot. if we stood up as a nation and said " keep your laws of our bodies and let us choose weather or not we choose to ingest MJ"we wouldn't have to worry about getting arrested for a joint and getting fired by our boss who drinks himself stupid once a week

its not
By: Miroku1970. on 09 Jan 09, 00:01:29
its not

This film needs to ...
By: djchrisgeo. on 08 Jan 09, 17:05:12
This film needs to be shown in every high school in the US.

lol
By: cutters666. on 08 Jan 09, 10:23:09
lol

They might have ...
By: purpleskunkcap. on 08 Jan 09, 09:14:40
They might have gotten off if the chick's nipples would have gotten a little harderor if it was colder!

officer dickhead
By: therath94. on 08 Jan 09, 07:58:19
officer dickhead

What are the rules ...
By: bigday89. on 08 Jan 09, 05:59:42
What are the rules if you are black?

*reads scrolling ...
By: WeskJago. on 08 Jan 09, 02:54:59
*reads scrolling text at begining of vid* why would i wanna buy the dvd? i just watched it here! lol

Yhea you right but ...
By: patricksangoku. on 07 Jan 09, 23:44:21
Yhea you right but a damn cop still a damn cop

Most cops are rough ...
By: andocrates. on 07 Jan 09, 23:07:49
Most cops are rough guys not afraid to do a bit of mischief. Aas long as you show them the proper respect they will honor your rerquest. - provided you get your point across in the proper manner. Respect means a lot of things. Placing your hands on the wheel, overhead light on takes away the tension of a traffic stop and right away you are ahead of the game. The stereo is turned off, your attitude is pleasant, you don't try a tired old bullshit line he's heard a million time. etc

Where is you car ...
By: WarCowboy. on 07 Jan 09, 21:47:03
Where is you car again? lol

This video is ...
By: andocrates. on 07 Jan 09, 15:11:20
This video is designed to win in court not win the police encounter. If you clearly articulate you do not consent to a search it WILL be thrown out of court. Of course you will not get your contraband back. You still have to pay for a lawyer, bail, towing. The best thing is not to carry contraband . If you must bring pot bring joints that can be swallowed or put the loose pot in the watch pocket in your jeans. Always be prepared and you'll be ok. I hide cash in the air breather of my car

This isn't a "bad" ...
By: blackshade9. on 07 Jan 09, 03:33:16
This isn't a "bad" representation. It's a possible one. Would it make sense to prepare someone on how to deal with a polite, law-abiding police officer who informs you of your rights? Not really. Would you want to know what to do if you come across a cop like this? Hell yea.

your unfortunatly ...
By: sandman2643. on 06 Jan 09, 23:36:18
your unfortunatly right. In this situation, by the time you have said "I don't consent to searches" the cop has his taser out and your pissing your pants.Point is if you do the right thing and your "alive" to go to court, the judge will trample the cop for trampling your rights (maybe)

Know you rights and ...
By: imthejuggern58. on 06 Jan 09, 23:07:27
Know you rights and be courteous to police officers but don't think for a sec that this video is a good guide of how the real world is

best video ever. ...
By: sandman2643. on 06 Jan 09, 22:42:22
best video ever. PERIOD. Know your rights and be polite. Walk softly and cary a big stick..The U.S. constitution.

"are on the job to ...
By: SleepySkeptic. on 06 Jan 09, 22:02:44
"are on the job to protect and serve the public" That may be the reason most of them join, but it's not the reason most of them go on the streets every day. "dont do anything illeagal and then you have no reason to fear anything" They may think you did something and your alibi wasn't airtight. They might not recall your story with 100% accuracy, and claim you said something you didn't. They might plant evidence or ask trick questions. There is always something to fear when dealing with police.

lol xD
By: imthatguyyy. on 06 Jan 09, 21:20:22
lol xD

No officer is going ...
By: zanny4me. on 06 Jan 09, 20:27:02
No officer is going to act like the officer did in the first few minutes, give a break! LAME...YAWN...

This video is a bad ...
By: tiggerxer. on 06 Jan 09, 20:02:04
This video is a bad representation of scenarios. Know your rights, but dont think that all law enforcement encounters are like what is shown in this video. Yes there are some bad officers out there, but most of them are on the job to protect and serve the public. Know your constitutional rights and know the laws in the state you live in. Most of all dont do anything illeagal and then you have no reason to fear anything when you encounter a law enforcment officer.

"he's just teaching ...
By: andocrates. on 06 Jan 09, 19:59:35
"he's just teaching bad kids how to get away with their shit" Yea and they should give every criminal the death penalty - ok move along we've heard it all before

Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite
Posted by: NationalGeographic

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Herpetologist Jesus Rivas gets bitten by a stubborn anaconda. How does he escape from the snake's powerful bite?
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Related: anaconda, bite, jesus, reptile, rivas, snake, survival, survive, teeth

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The benefit is ...
By: 42317. on 09 Jan 09, 12:57:59
The benefit is having a beautiful, cheap and easy to feed pet that you don't have to take for a walk in any weather. The Python was about 4 m long. Then the box got to small so he donated the snake to a zoo of his choice.

I do love snakes, ...
By: ComedyLove28. on 09 Jan 09, 07:07:45
I do love snakes, but I think maybe people do involved with them more than neccessary. Then they blame the snake for it biting them :-S. I mean what benefit do you have of having a snake as a pet? You can't take it for walks and I doubt it would return a stick should you decide to throw one... don't get me wrong I think snakes are brilliant creatures. How big was your dad's tiger python by the way?

Start praying real ...
By: 42317. on 08 Jan 09, 15:18:20
Start praying real hard! :-)

Well that does kind ...
By: ComedyLove28. on 07 Jan 09, 18:12:41
Well that does kind of go without saying... And if you don't have access to a knife, then what?

But it's mouth is ...
By: KurzWebber. on 06 Jan 09, 19:36:42
But it's mouth is full of diseases, so you're bound to catch something after being bitten.

My dad had a tiger ...
By: 42317. on 06 Jan 09, 17:25:04
My dad had a tiger python and he said if it ever bit you , subsequently constricting you, you should grab the next knife and cut its head off.

Hmmm good,but if ...
By: xHUNxDraco3D. on 04 Jan 09, 21:58:12
Hmmm good,but if the anaconda not "only" ~4m but 6-8m and im alone?"omg my head in his/her mouth...what im learned..oh yeah push in further...LOL no thx where is my macheta...

Its a good thing it ...
By: Laikmuay. on 03 Dec 08, 19:06:40
Its a good thing it has no venom

i went to a reptile ...
By: guitaristman92. on 02 Dec 08, 03:18:20
i went to a reptile show last month and they were selling a baby ananconda for 1200$ it was cool lookin though

Cool! Snakes rules!
By: cincin75ytb. on 30 Nov 08, 08:22:58
Cool! Snakes rules!

wow that guy is ...
By: scjason420. on 29 Nov 08, 22:07:14
wow that guy is tough!

I don't know what I ...
By: pixiekanti. on 29 Nov 08, 17:40:56
I don't know what I will need this information for but now i know if this ever happens how to survive, Schweet.

i been tagged by a ...
By: slimfan07. on 25 Nov 08, 13:43:57
i been tagged by a 6 ft. anaconda on the neck but i was fast enought to get 2 of my fingers in his mouth to take pressure off my neck n eventually pryed its mouth open....then i shook it cuz i was sooo pissed....

what you do right.. ...
By: kraigiuz. on 23 Nov 08, 07:41:54
what you do right... is just eat it back.. that'll learn it!

Bloody push it in ...
By: BURMESESK8ER. on 23 Nov 08, 02:47:14
Bloody push it in deeper and I'll get my whole hand chewed off!

What's with that ...
By: DJZanark. on 05 Nov 08, 03:57:21
What's with that voting women, she's annoying.

Oh, yes you are ...
By: notlqueen. on 27 Oct 08, 20:11:02
Oh, yes you are right. I forgot they crush the prey.

He must get out ...
By: cyborgxcz. on 27 Oct 08, 18:43:01
He must get out before he was swallowed other than that there is no way cuz you are already crushed to death when they start eat you :-)

i'd freaking poke ...
By: supadummy23. on 26 Oct 08, 00:24:21
i'd freaking poke him in eye ball!=]

HOLY CRAP that ...
By: notlqueen. on 19 Oct 08, 01:46:20
HOLY CRAP that thing is HUGE! When I was in Brazil they actually had a case of an 8yr. old boy who was swallowed by one and got out because he had a huge machete. Holy, holy crap!!

wow i feel so much ...
By: hitomekakera. on 09 Oct 08, 08:52:28
wow i feel so much better...or like i know...

oh so thats how you ...
By: ChrisVarick. on 28 Sep 08, 10:00:03
oh so thats how you do it.thanks for the advice!

If i had all those ...
By: jokeestir. on 23 Sep 08, 19:46:02
If i had all those people around me and i had to take care of it myself, i would have chopped off head of snake then kick eveyrones ass for just watching what i would do

That bite on the ...
By: Internesting. on 23 Sep 08, 18:36:57
That bite on the finger WAS DEADLY!!!

ya, i agree, i ...
By: borderline1988. on 23 Sep 08, 14:28:19
ya, i agree, i wouldve taken a gun and shot it like 50 times

Zazen - A Guide to Sitting.
Posted by: emptymindfilms

Video duration: 174 seconds
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A brief explanation of zazen-often called sitting meditation. Filmed at the Kokusai Zendo in Kyoto, Japan. This clip is from The Zen Mind by EmptyMind Films. Produced & written by Jon Braeley.

Related: buddhism, enlightenment, meditation, spiritual, zazen, zen

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I did Hankafuza for ...
By: taichibailongball. on 08 Jan 09, 06:17:46
I did Hankafuza for about a week but now my right knee is killing me. Is there any way to remedy this? It's been like this for over a month now.

The idea is not to ...
By: mujaku. on 04 Jan 09, 04:01:39
The idea is not to follow the in and out breath but to be before the in and out breath so as to surround (pari) it in the sense of exiting (mukham) from it (UdA 188). Our true nature is not in the cycle of breathing but before the cycle of breathing.

No "I",..... no ...
By: teatonaz. on 28 Dec 08, 11:50:50
No "I",..... no problems,..... or.. not. ;-)

Can you tell me ...
By: danijeelm8. on 10 Dec 08, 15:10:40
Can you tell me this stretching exercises and Yoga positions. I try realy hard to sit in kekkafuza and hankafuza position but my legs hurts,sry for my bad english.

Lotus is not ...
By: emptymindfilms. on 10 Dec 08, 14:33:38
Lotus is not compulsory for meditation. You can sit in half-lotus, no lotus whatsover or even sit upright in a chair. Just make sure you have no pain in your back or legs. Also if you sit, use a thick high cushion to raise your knees off the ground and help you correct a sagging back. If your goal is to sit in Lotus, there are a few stretching exercises and some Yoga positions that can help.

I can,t do lotus ...
By: danijeelm8. on 10 Dec 08, 14:25:36
I can,t do lotus posture is there any exercises for this?

It is the thinking ...
By: LevisOrdo. on 09 Dec 08, 06:02:01
It is the thinking above not-thinking It is the thinking, but not-thinking Not-thinking, but thinking This is the thinking from depth of not-thinking

good opinion...now ...
By: LevisOrdo. on 09 Dec 08, 05:57:42
good opinion...now here comes mine...you´re an ignorant hick

everything is what ...
By: lithaine. on 05 Dec 08, 03:32:11
everything is what you make it to be, if it was empty it was because you made it like that.

In Japanese Soto ...
By: tonygem. on 02 Dec 08, 08:12:22
In Japanese Soto Zen, zazen is enlightenment. "No attainment and nothing to attain."

Isn't it natural to ...
By: luv2bud. on 01 Dec 08, 00:39:07
Isn't it natural to avoid pain and seek pleasure? Can we be fully human, or even living beings, if we accept pain and don't attempt to change our painful circumstances? Isn't the central idea of Buddhism that existence entails suffering and that we can escape from that pain through Buddhist practice? With zazen we attempt to still the monkey-mind that lures us into unhappy circumstnces. With a quiet consciousness like a still pond on a windless day, our minds reflect the world. Or not . . .

High functioning ...
By: FreshD2008. on 26 Nov 08, 19:09:42
High functioning animals... who's minds have been stained with the gift awareness, of being able to know that we know. The animals have not left the garden of Eden, we are outcast who seek to return to the PRESENT. It is a double edged sword, but zen is a path. Zen says nothing about God, morals, political doctrines, ethics, and rules.... it says when you eat truly EAT, when you drink truly DRINK. BE.... HERE..... NOW

It may not make you ...
By: ArmesPryein. on 26 Nov 08, 15:26:09
It may not make you suddenly realize some amazing truth but it is very stress relieving.

well if it dosent ...
By: clickswitchh. on 26 Nov 08, 11:28:52
well if it dosent work for you thats your problem. Dont get pissed off at the method, there are so many. And everything is relative.

Maybe this doesn't ...
By: WhoWorksInSilence. on 23 Nov 08, 22:40:20
Maybe this doesn't work for you, even though it may help for others. My interpretation is that the rules, breathing, etc are tools to focus on your inner (spiritual) development. But, without a mentor or teacher who can help you focus on what you cannot describe in words, or logic, you will most likely fail to evolve spiritually. It sounds like you have rejected your spiritual side. This is your choice to do so. However, remember that is your opinion and it doesn't apply to everyone.

If you want to ...
By: killerwocz. on 23 Nov 08, 03:13:56
If you want to waste your time with this garbage thats your decision. I've already been there, done that. Its abunch of rules and postures and sitting and breathing,all non sense,means nothing, accomplishes nothing. we are high functioning animals nothing more ,live your life and stop wondering about things that have no merit, like this.

Your commentary ...
By: joaodestri. on 22 Nov 08, 22:26:21
Your commentary shows clearly you are confused. Buddha emphatically denied nihilism. You need first to find a proper dharma teacher and ask him before taking confused conclusions like that.

Waste of ...
By: killerwocz. on 19 Nov 08, 22:33:24
Waste of time.Buddhism is so fatalistic. After a while in buddhism you begin to think what is the point of anything.Which could on one hand be comforting,but it just left me feeling very empty. So much of it is utter non-sense. Just as crazy as any other religeon.

sure can . im ...
By: Unityspirit49. on 15 Oct 08, 00:04:47
sure can . im meditating right now as I type.. :}

Buddha Nature is ...
By: Olebruc. on 13 Oct 08, 23:19:44
Buddha Nature is inside us too!

These things are ...
By: Richardtheincredible. on 12 Oct 08, 19:56:33
These things are nice, but they aren't as important as many monks and practioners beleive.

i would suggest ...
By: joseph60611. on 04 Oct 08, 14:48:02
i would suggest that you have not understood the basic principles of Buddhism, what to speak of way of Zen. you may still want to remain a sleep enjoying your dreams of gods and goddesses and create belief systems that justify your desire addictions. if you want to face reality and the honest experience of true being, then zen is the gate-less gate.

I like that comment.
By: Unityspirit49. on 04 Oct 08, 01:07:52
I like that comment.

i figured out ...
By: Unityspirit49. on 04 Oct 08, 01:07:15
i figured out buddhist are dead people walking. i turned to my wiccan roots. the desire to live was leaving me in buddhism. That desire is life. not death in a void of nothing. There is a god and there is a Goddess and that spirit is in me. im alive. but if you do zen and be buddhist thats ok too. ;]

how much pain do ...
By: Unityspirit49. on 04 Oct 08, 01:05:27
how much pain do you feel? DO you eat anything you like and actually taste it? I dont .. do you see well . i dont.. do you wiegh your right weight ..i dont. only thing is i feel pain at least i know im alive.

Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite
Posted by: NationalGeographic

Video duration: 138 seconds
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How do you survive an anaconda bite?
Survival Guide Videos:
http://www.nation algeographic.com/adv enture/survival-guid e/?source=4002

Related: anaconda, bite, guide, survival

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you retard the ...
By: GfXcreator. on 08 Jan 09, 21:24:02
you retard the anaconda uses fangs to grab on to its pray. it don't use its gum's lOL

the guy said ...
By: chinaman215. on 07 Jan 09, 05:34:32
the guy said anaconda's fangs...they not poisonous so they dont have fangs....this anouncer sucks brown stuff out from butts.... get a new anouncer!

you dont
By: sickdrifter. on 07 Jan 09, 03:34:48
you dont

guy below is right, ...
By: 2Pilled. on 03 Jan 09, 19:34:51
guy below is right, it is the largest, just not the longest

you don't
By: BlueWaterNymph. on 03 Jan 09, 10:07:56
you don't

You don't.
By: SonnoMaku. on 03 Jan 09, 02:44:17
You don't.

Hahaha, yeah. ...
By: fairwhitephantom. on 03 Jan 09, 02:37:04
Hahaha, yeah. Better survival tip: don't go near a fucking anaconda.

kill it lool but i ...
By: tactical16. on 02 Jan 09, 23:37:07
kill it lool but i must say that your fucked cuz it dnt let go haha

que asco pobre ...
By: AMPAYOOO. on 02 Jan 09, 14:43:43
que asco pobre jabali

How do you survive ...
By: fairwhitephantom. on 01 Jan 09, 23:32:11
How do you survive if it wraps around you?

oh my gosh thank ...
By: omgitsmargaret. on 01 Jan 09, 01:59:01
oh my gosh thank you soo much this helped me a LOT, when i got bitten yesterday i didnt just pull my hand straight out because I knew not to!! thanksssssssssssssss!

Its not the worlds ...
By: x0HERPER0x. on 31 Dec 08, 12:13:08
Its not the worlds largest, wrong already

he will think you ...
By: lozer184. on 31 Dec 08, 04:23:38
he will think you are a bitch and let you go lol

anaconda's are the ...
By: AaronRubin1. on 30 Dec 08, 16:54:43
anaconda's are the largest, not the longest. an anaconda weighs more than a reiculated python, but in some cases not as long

i'd yell and scream ...
By: 13elite37. on 30 Dec 08, 07:58:10
i'd yell and scream and make it wonder if its really worth attacking me...

wut u do after u ...
By: lance1236451. on 30 Dec 08, 01:10:19
wut u do after u push ur hand further in u let that BIG SNAKE SWALLOW U

A lot of lizards ...
By: Janisar. on 29 Dec 08, 07:09:13
A lot of lizards and other snakes have teeth that curve backwards, so this can be applied to other reptiles as well.

Well in this case, ...
By: yes4me. on 28 Dec 08, 06:35:46
Well in this case, they want it alive.... doh?

hes point is that ...
By: revell55. on 28 Dec 08, 00:46:17
hes point is that if ur hand or somthing gets stuck in the teeth , you can't pull it out couse they bend backwards , it's like pusihing needles in your hand

Boa's are the ...
By: BrryHaze. on 25 Dec 08, 16:07:27
Boa's are the largest snakes in the world. Anacondas are one type of boa's.

been bitten by ...
By: helheimsson. on 24 Dec 08, 13:37:19
been bitten by these three times, i survived without pushing my legs further down her throat...jesus...such bullshit...-_-

i'll remember next ...
By: vanillacrescent. on 23 Dec 08, 16:02:20
i'll remember next time if i got bitten. :)

No, it's my cock, ...
By: swisscottagelondon. on 21 Dec 08, 13:15:22
No, it's my cock, arf!

anacondas arent the ...
By: 1xZacHx1. on 20 Dec 08, 21:49:49
anacondas arent the largest snake in the world Reticulated Pythons are!

Why not just chop ...
By: Haxx0rz231. on 20 Dec 08, 20:21:11
Why not just chop its head off?

20/20 - Politically Incorrect Guide To Politics - Pt. 1 of 6
Posted by: wisted

Video duration: 581 seconds
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Originally aired on Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 9pm CST.
This broadcast was sourced from an ABC affiliate in Chicago, IL.
Apparently, there were affiliates that refused to carry this one-hour special. If anyone has information about this, please let me know.

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I'm afraid you are ...
By: thinkingrationally. on 08 Jan 09, 17:49:19
I'm afraid you are right about that.

they worship obama ...
By: katkal3. on 06 Jan 09, 02:24:13
they worship obama cause they are so hopeful after such a failed bush presidency.

What would Brian ...
By: sully9989. on 28 Dec 08, 11:59:24
What would Brian Bointano do? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do

May I ask all ...
By: 12235117657598502586. on 25 Dec 08, 16:57:34
May I ask all American's a question... When did you last have a President that started his life out as an 'average' American with the added handicap of being a racial minority, but who managed to climb UP through and despite of the 'system' created and RULED by the elite Bilderberg group & Rothhchilds etc?

I hope Obama will ...
By: 12235117657598502586. on 25 Dec 08, 16:56:43
I hope Obama will prove to all sceptics (including myself, to a degree), that he has the patience,intelligence,strength & intention to 'upset & change' the 'system' to make it fairer for the American people - TIME WILL TELL - TIME WILL TELL!

I figured out why ...
By: CanadaEQ. on 23 Dec 08, 04:30:58
I figured out why some affiliates refused to carry this. Because it is horrible.

this is true 90% of ...
By: bosanaczauvjek. on 23 Dec 08, 02:09:56
this is true 90% of americans are stupid like fuck only smart people are us european immigrants who built your country... people think barack obama is god

Informative...but ...
By: Equinox21Studios. on 22 Dec 08, 21:19:50
Informative...but Stocil's voice the most annoying sound I have heard in my life!

People are idiots. ...
By: ok1jwc. on 22 Dec 08, 20:51:12
People are idiots. Politicians are the very best in the nation at being sleazy! Obama and Mccain are the same. When will people learn that a government ANY government is at best evil and incompetent. We need to get rid of it and we would have a return to liberty and prosperity. They caused just aboutr every problem we now face. Private enterprize and the free market have given you EVERYTHING you enjoy in life! Wake up DUMP GOVERNMENT!

The I agree the ...
By: sds7508. on 21 Dec 08, 18:29:31
The I agree the government should get their noses out and do less no more bail outs it's just making things worse.

the globalists have ...
By: luke666808g. on 19 Dec 08, 13:14:30
the globalists have worked you over really well, if it weren't so sickening, I might actually be able to appreciate the absolute perfection of the brainwashing they have given you.

you're a fucking ...
By: luke666808g. on 19 Dec 08, 13:03:52
you're a fucking idiot.

I only vote for the ...
By: Entropy56. on 19 Dec 08, 11:25:47
I only vote for the guy that I think will do the least damage. All this worship is for fools.

I'm glad John ...
By: MEpianist. on 18 Dec 08, 04:41:59
I'm glad John Stossel wants to keep things in perspective, some of Obama's supporters are scarily hopeful, BUT, to think that Mr. Obama doesn't represent a major change is extremely facile.

Good common sense ...
By: mfgillia. on 15 Dec 08, 16:11:20
Good common sense video..

You can find ...
By: druid024. on 13 Dec 08, 04:42:48
You can find freedom in Saigon, Taiwan, Paraguay. Forget about Sweden, France, they are socialist countries. This is due to the phenomenon of convergence, namely the transfer or taking over the political doctrines. Communism has moved from east to west.

okay..good way to ...
By: emergencyexit16. on 13 Dec 08, 03:55:32
okay..good way to evade the question...just what I expected...when you finally know what you're talking about..write me back...good luck..you're gonna need lots of it..

what R You? a NWO ...
By: druid024. on 12 Dec 08, 23:06:47
what R You? a NWO trolling user? define this and that, i will not you - my friend - already defined your stupidity in previous comments.

contin..what are ...
By: emergencyexit16. on 12 Dec 08, 03:50:39
contin..what are good laws and regulations? again, a slug could have given me your response for the definition of freedom..PLEASE GO INTO DETAIL..(nothing crazy, just specific things...) YOu answered a broad question with broad words..please define Freedom..you haven't done that...this is redundant, but I see that's what you need...

alogmail, sorry, ...
By: emergencyexit16. on 12 Dec 08, 03:48:25
alogmail, sorry, being that I speak and write three languages, I get confused with my grammar...plus, I type pretty fast and am too lazy to correct typos. Furthermore, the term freedom is such a broad word..what we consider freedom may not be the same for others..Bureaucracy pertaining to what? government spending pertaining to what? Government programs pertaining to what? What's good spending and bad spending..you're answer is very vague...please go more into detail...What's good spending?

Your grammar is as ...
By: alogmail. on 12 Dec 08, 02:04:44
Your grammar is as bad as your understanding of freedom. Bureaucracy, government spending and government sponsored welfare are often inverse indicators to freedom.

and no, my source ...
By: emergencyexit16. on 12 Dec 08, 01:36:43
and no, my source is from the United Nations website..but like I said..WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF FREEDOM?

please reread what ...
By: emergencyexit16. on 12 Dec 08, 01:34:57
please reread what I wrote..I NEVER SAID EUROPE IS JUST AS FREE..EUROPE IS A CONTINENT..I named EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.. duh...bulgaria and romania and greece of course don't..and I didn't say all of them were better off, I said SOME OF THEM..can you read?

druid, well what's ...
By: emergencyexit16. on 12 Dec 08, 01:31:59
druid, well what's your definition of free then? and then I will tell you...every been to france, spain, or sweden? (well this is just one source, but France and Sweden outrank us in healthcare and education..Spain is about even..

alogmail, "nearly ...
By: emergencyexit16. on 12 Dec 08, 01:29:21
alogmail, "nearly ALWAYS" contradicts itself...

IRB Guide to Experimental Law Variations
Posted by: Ruggerman

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IRB Guide to Experimental Law Variations

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you go fuck your ...
By: omegavalderrama. on 11 Dec 08, 22:54:15
you go fuck your self asshole, that was my fucking opinion, be a man and show respect to others opinions, if you dont you're a fuckin caveman, so SHUT THE FUCK OFF!!

motherfucker. go ...
By: berues. on 11 Dec 08, 09:05:46
motherfucker. go fuck urself

what about the new ...
By: seamus2k8. on 18 Nov 08, 11:41:50
what about the new ruck laws? that is the most confusing part and they've left it out! hands or no hands? can someone explain>?

This is sheer ...
By: dartmoordog. on 06 Oct 08, 20:04:43
This is sheer stupidity to allow the New Zealanders to change the rules to suit their style of play. Surley real rugby people realise what is happening here, they are doing away with their weakneses, including the maul. These rules are only here to help the All Blacks cheat easier and win the next RWC. Mind you, they need all the help they can get for that one!

o rite thanks i ...
By: aerowest. on 14 Sep 08, 16:40:47
o rite thanks i didnt know but it is being used at grass roots level? e.g first team 2nd and 3rds but not colts

that law is nt ...
By: metallica002. on 14 Sep 08, 16:22:25
that law is nt being brought in for youths only starts at u20s

fuck off that was ...
By: omegavalderrama. on 10 Sep 08, 19:05:05
fuck off that was my opinion i can express it if i want, dont take personal

Lol in your dreams ...
By: willsy92. on 10 Sep 08, 19:04:07
Lol in your dreams man

ur pussy
By: 1geniuz. on 10 Sep 08, 19:02:36
ur pussy

your an idiot
By: 1geniuz. on 10 Sep 08, 19:02:18
your an idiot

cheers for posting ...
By: thehoff. on 10 Sep 08, 09:54:17
cheers for posting it helps explain things a bit!

Umm this always ...
By: omegavalderrama. on 07 Sep 08, 20:39:17
Umm this always seemed to me like some type of Caveman sport. no offense, thats my opinion.

Your absoloutely ...
By: willsy92. on 31 Aug 08, 22:19:51
Your absoloutely correct mate im 16 and i would prefer not to get killed under a collapsing mall. :D

I was fine with the ...
By: diggining. on 29 Aug 08, 09:13:05
I was fine with the "Elv's" really... Until i played with this rules... Their all okay actually, just except for the 'direct kick from 22m' rule. I think i destroys the point of having the 22m in the first place. It's brilliant that you've to get back behind the 22m mark to kick a direct kick out, and if outside, you've to bounce it. But i don't see why they want to create the new rule. ( I hope this "experiment" stays an experiment. )

JOHN TRAINOR is the ...
By: jbirdsal. on 22 Aug 08, 13:39:00
JOHN TRAINOR is the BEST CAPTAIN EVER

The refs stink now. ...
By: jbirdsal. on 22 Aug 08, 13:37:45
The refs stink now. How's this going to help?

PADDY THE TANK IS A ...
By: crashball30. on 14 Aug 08, 15:59:34
PADDY THE TANK IS A SPACE CADET

im saying there ...
By: ciaranbrk. on 14 Aug 08, 15:51:16
im saying there stupid some laws they well take time getin used 2 but im sure im not the only 1 who hates a few of these laws and il take it the comment bellow ment to press post a comment instead of reply

Of course not fatty!
By: wilemakeit. on 13 Aug 08, 21:49:43
Of course not fatty!

Get over it, the ...
By: mikeybosson. on 13 Aug 08, 14:15:55
Get over it, the players that have used the laws gave them the thumbs up, the fans that have seen them in practice think its a change for the better, the Super 14 was better for it and the Tri Nations is the best one for a long long time. Just accept it and be positive about the laws like the players will be when they have used them. But don't worry, some things won't change, the Northern Hemisphere is still going to get savaged by the Southern year in year out.

rugby aint broke it ...
By: ciaranbrk. on 10 Aug 08, 15:27:44
rugby aint broke it doesent need fixin i like the line out idea hate the maul idea and hate the 5m away from the scurm idea and not been able to clear the ball from the 22 if thrown back has to be right up there wit the maul fuckin tick ideas

Thats why here that ...
By: philgbr. on 07 Aug 08, 17:09:37
Thats why here that law is only for senior level

this is ok at pro ...
By: aerowest. on 05 Aug 08, 22:21:37
this is ok at pro level but imagin 16 year olds pullin dwn mauls ppl are gonna get crushed

PADDY THE TANK IS A ...
By: crashball30. on 05 Aug 08, 11:18:45
PADDY THE TANK IS A SPACE CADET

I don't like how ...
By: drdremos. on 05 Aug 08, 01:20:15
I don't like how they are trying to say that most of the tries seen there are a direct result of the ELV's... A lot of those would have been tries anyway, either because of poor defense or great plays. Why do they need to stop the rolling maul? It's what gives the lesser nations an opportunity in the world cup to score against the major rugby nations. Now that one of their main strengths has been taken away, what kind of affect is that going to have????

$Hitchhiker\$

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Movie Trailer
Posted by: CharlesP2009

Video duration: 144 seconds
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The original movie trailer for Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Don't panic.

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this movie was the ...
By: ManeaksInc. on 06 Jan 09, 23:56:01
this movie was the best. sweet trailer, love it!

wow i remember the ...
By: sandyny. on 06 Jan 09, 16:20:05
wow i remember the poster for this in the theaters O.O i was .. 10 !!!!!!!!!!!

The best trailer ...
By: chernysh2. on 05 Jan 09, 18:11:12
The best trailer ever!

Same here. Really ...
By: thesmart358. on 03 Jan 09, 12:23:45
Same here. Really good books too.

The movie was so ...
By: DoubleAgentBrasco. on 03 Jan 09, 01:40:13
The movie was so good I actually read the books.

This is the most ...
By: ivobelle. on 26 Dec 08, 19:18:59
This is the most funniest movie i have ever seen...!!!!!!

overzealous? or ...
By: emotastickittysnot. on 26 Dec 08, 13:01:47
overzealous? or just in a hollyjolly mood? haha nice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH "A ...
By: spice8blackman. on 26 Dec 08, 03:41:04
HAHAHAHAHAHAH "A deep voice that sounds llke a 7 ft tall man who has been smoking cigarettes since child hood" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this trailer ...
By: GPadd. on 22 Dec 08, 22:50:52
I love this trailer ^^ It's too bad the movie misses so much from the book..

BEST TRAILER EVER!!
By: norfor22. on 21 Dec 08, 14:56:23
BEST TRAILER EVER!!

He was Adam's first ...
By: silarnon. on 20 Dec 08, 05:35:42
He was Adam's first choice.

Thanks.
By: DraculasNephew. on 20 Dec 08, 01:51:16
Thanks.

Awesome trailer!!
By: jowfofofo. on 19 Dec 08, 16:17:58
Awesome trailer!!

*Sigh* If only the ...
By: Ridelthesane. on 18 Dec 08, 16:25:35
*Sigh* If only the actual movie had been as good as the trailer. :(

lol this movie rocks
By: UnOursEnSki. on 16 Dec 08, 18:16:36
lol this movie rocks

Haha, this ...
By: JustAPrayer. on 13 Dec 08, 19:27:55
Haha, this trailer's awesome. I love it when Stephan Fry shows a woman in a bikini and the robot's like, "That does absolutely nothing for me." xD

This is the best ...
By: NaruhinaXSasusaku. on 13 Dec 08, 00:23:30
This is the best trailer I've ever seen!

great movie and ...
By: Ivghald. on 12 Dec 08, 23:27:04
great movie and sure BEST trailer ever. I have never though that Mos Def can play Ford sooo good!

The earth (haha) ...
By: TheYoungPianoPlayer. on 12 Dec 08, 19:19:06
The earth (haha) most weird movie ever!! But i luv it XD

I think Stephen Fry ...
By: rathdrummer. on 11 Dec 08, 19:50:55
I think Stephen Fry is brilliant as the Guide.

"Trailers also ...
By: duca27santos. on 10 Dec 08, 12:18:31
"Trailers also normally employ a deep voice that sounds like a 7ft tall man who has been smokinig cigarettes since childhood" Awesome!!!

i laughed so hard ...
By: Treefreak1. on 10 Dec 08, 03:46:31
i laughed so hard when i heard that but he did say for heaven sake

No he said: Oh, for ...
By: PeraLundby. on 10 Dec 08, 00:19:05
No he said: Oh, for heavens sake ^^

for heavens' sake
By: pinguin42. on 08 Dec 08, 03:33:16
for heavens' sake

i have to say they ...
By: 123tejas. on 07 Dec 08, 17:48:29
i have to say they arent making a second movie people who HAVE READ THE BOOKS ( REAAAAD THE FLIPPEN BOOKS!!!!!) WILL KNOW THE MOVIE IS A MONTAGE OF THE BOOKS. wish they did make more vids though ;,,,,,,,(

Guide to Copenhagen
Posted by: littlemissmatrouble

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Join me for 10 minutes around the coolest city in Europe - and discover the places people in Copenhagen go!

Related: brygge, christiania, copenhagen, denmark, house, islands, mathilde, mermaid, metro, noerrebro, nyhavn, opera, sild, tivoli, vesterbro

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copanhagen has a ...
By: chaparral11. on 08 Jan 09, 06:10:45
copanhagen has a beautiful womens like this girl of the video wow i want to go there and marry with a girl from copanhagen

copenhagen is so ...
By: chaparral11. on 07 Jan 09, 22:39:17
copenhagen is so beautiful i want to live there

it's me, the one ...
By: littlemissmatrouble. on 07 Jan 09, 21:34:33
it's me, the one who broadcast it here. i made the video for fun three years ago. mathilde.

Nice city i want to ...
By: jimysotefras. on 07 Jan 09, 07:41:56
Nice city i want to go there.

Beautiful city. ...
By: philaphillies. on 06 Jan 09, 16:35:34
Beautiful city. Looks very,very white!!!

It makes to feel at ...
By: Hollandia777. on 03 Jan 09, 00:29:22
It makes to feel at home!.. Does anybody know who's this girl?

yes im very serios
By: gencobaser. on 02 Jan 09, 14:33:10
yes im very serios

not because of that ...
By: gencobaser. on 02 Jan 09, 14:32:58
not because of that. finding a boog house in a god budget. everything is so hard here. i go to the docto. i ucking get appiontement 3 mounts later. it like makes you wanna have an accident on purpose just so you can go to the emergency place in a hospital. and just becuase you dont have a CVR number everything becomes harder. you go to the hospital and the first thing that say is CVR number how retarted

Funny shit, man... ...
By: Andreastij. on 02 Jan 09, 11:33:39
Funny shit, man... You're not serious, right?

22 year old college ...
By: yourcuddlysweetie79. on 02 Jan 09, 03:58:16
22 year old college girl here looking to have some fun on my web cam. dateherwow...dot...com

I wish to go there! ...
By: sousukesagaraJKD. on 30 Dec 08, 14:59:16
I wish to go there!! :,(

og det er sku nok ...
By: MuayThaiViking. on 27 Dec 08, 14:56:52
og det er sku nok også kun danskere som syntes at københavn er skandinaviens hovedstad.. klaphat

..And it isnt about ...
By: Suu100. on 27 Dec 08, 05:51:01
..And it isnt about immigration politics neither..

Are you kidding me? ...
By: Suu100. on 27 Dec 08, 05:49:57
Are you kidding me? Just because you cant get a kebab that you like, you dont like the city??

It looks like a ...
By: dimflamingo. on 24 Dec 08, 01:21:41
It looks like a really nice place and worth a visit. And the underground (metro) looks really modern compared to London's.

You're right! =) ...
By: Thisuxbigtime. on 23 Dec 08, 21:45:41
You're right! =) Denmark is the most densely populated of all the nordic countries - and the same goes for the capital (Copenhagen) especially. :o)

But this is about ...
By: Thisuxbigtime. on 23 Dec 08, 21:44:05
But this is about Copenhagen, NOT Stockholm. ;o)

hmmmmm not a bad ...
By: gencobaser. on 19 Dec 08, 12:05:58
hmmmmm not a bad place. but not a wondeful place for me just normal. the disadvantage this. im turkish who really likes doner or iskender. in turkey. there were wonderful doners and stuff but in denmark they just dont give you good doner or iskender i only know a one places that gives a good doner. also the another disadvantage is hat places closes early at 5:00pm and at sundays its closed all the time. other then that the parks are good

Copenhagen is allot ...
By: StemDFpiaK. on 16 Dec 08, 16:27:35
Copenhagen is allot more fun, that's for sure. Copenhagen university is the leading in the nordic region. But i'm sure Stockholm's is great to.

But I know ...
By: 548768. on 13 Dec 08, 18:25:59
But I know Stockholm has too many immigrants. Your country need responsible immigration policies, I think.

malmo and ...
By: anopimp. on 13 Dec 08, 03:04:05
malmo and copenhagen has a brigde :D

Both Copenhagen and ...
By: joooachim. on 12 Dec 08, 16:39:35
Both Copenhagen and Stockholm is beautiful.

You can't call ...
By: danishpride1. on 11 Dec 08, 14:03:20
You can't call Copenhagen a desert compared to other cities in Scandinavia Population density per km² Oslo: 14,0 per km² Stockholm: 19,7 km² Copenhagen: 124,6 km²!!!!!!

OK, well I'll admit ...
By: angrysausage123. on 11 Dec 08, 13:19:07
OK, well I'll admit. Most of us Australians don't like the cold. Because of the mostly warm climate here (especially where I live), with the exception of Tasmania. But 'sissy girls', no I don't think so. And as for changing weather, I think you need to read a bit more, or come to Australia, the weather is extremely varied and changing.

They even have 7- ...
By: DiAnno13. on 06 Dec 08, 17:57:28
They even have 7-Elevens. You can see one at 6:25.

$An Old Person\$

An Old Person's Guide to "No Homo"
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http://www.illdoctri ne.com
Another one by request.

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i shove my dick in ...
By: XpaddleoutX. on 09 Jan 09, 03:02:53
i shove my dick in your butt, no homo

I like you (no homo)
By: pro272727. on 08 Jan 09, 18:00:24
I like you (no homo)

You are kind of ...
By: slimsxyblkwoman. on 08 Jan 09, 03:27:23
You are kind of cute! To all of you fake ass 'no homo' quoters; you are 'suspect' to me and a lot of ladies because intelligent folks know that really secure straight men, don't need to go out of their way to say or prove that they are not a homosexual! Much love to the strong gay and straight men out there~!

nigga fuck you you ...
By: 4330890. on 07 Jan 09, 03:37:24
nigga fuck you you white boy your a pussy bitch ass wigga

no homo is very ...
By: sykodiesel. on 06 Jan 09, 19:27:52
no homo is very HOMO to say... this is what happens when young HipHoppers get out of prison after getting anally destroyed and are Thug Homos and want people to think they are not homo, when they ARE REALLY homo. Keep wearing PINK Hip Hop Homos!!! lol

no homo.. what a ...
By: ruizx2789. on 06 Jan 09, 18:22:52
no homo.. what a fucking fag

"real men don't ...
By: oooweeeitskim. on 04 Jan 09, 23:37:37
"real men don't need to say no homo" -jadakiss

"Forget that came ...
By: glhthesource. on 04 Jan 09, 21:16:35
"Forget that came out of my mouth" LMFAO now that's HOMO!!!! --Georgie

people wouldn't ...
By: notmaryrose18. on 03 Jan 09, 20:10:52
people wouldn't have to say "no homo" if they'd just quit sayin gay shit..

I Love you
By: MxTori. on 02 Jan 09, 04:06:20
I Love you

aye youre kinda ...
By: aintathug. on 02 Jan 09, 02:18:59
aye youre kinda funny, mostly not though no homo

Good commentary ...
By: bagelboi66. on 01 Jan 09, 20:26:08
Good commentary illdoc1, glad I ran across your channel.

its true u cant ...
By: topofd1. on 31 Dec 08, 08:18:34
its true u cant stop saying no homo

i love you dude, ...
By: lildraws. on 31 Dec 08, 01:40:31
i love you dude, you think just like me and all my peeps, and no I dont need the _ ____ after the I love you cuz I think we need more of that. Love that is. peace

i hate u u like ...
By: SGsecret. on 30 Dec 08, 03:44:46
i hate u u like gatyp pl

"Forget that it ...
By: rondocollector. on 29 Dec 08, 19:21:45
"Forget that it even came outta my mouth" HOMO!! LOL

you got some nice ...
By: miran9. on 28 Dec 08, 23:39:26
you got some nice mustache..no homo

YES HOMO!
By: Ellerynum2. on 28 Dec 08, 05:23:54
YES HOMO!

oh shit you ...
By: sneakerheadforlife. on 23 Dec 08, 21:44:42
oh shit you interviewed the WRC host Mazzi

Wow your really ...
By: jpicker13. on 23 Dec 08, 05:53:04
Wow your really cute... No hetero

fuck this phrase, ...
By: flipboy53195. on 23 Dec 08, 03:58:38
fuck this phrase, it ruins stories (homo)

YES HOMO!!!
By: funkyfierce. on 22 Dec 08, 11:01:55
YES HOMO!!!

I love your video. ...
By: MrsStripe. on 22 Dec 08, 08:56:15
I love your video. ..No homo.

No Homo
By: BikerYZFR666. on 19 Dec 08, 22:41:49
No Homo

No Homo
By: SURtifiediLL. on 17 Dec 08, 06:03:11
No Homo

$An Engineer\$

An Engineer's Guide to Voting (Ginger Cat for President)
Posted by: klusmanp

Video duration: 418 seconds
Global video hits: 86371

Two engineers describe the history and importance of voting and nominate Ginger the cat for President. WARNING! Disco and mean dog content! Ending music is "Mr Tiny" purchased from royalty free music website shockwave-sound.com.

Related: cat, cats, election, engineer, funny, hilarious, kitten, kittens, parody, president, spoof, vote

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Need more Views? ...
By: 3v3r3fraser. on 08 Jan 09, 15:00:46
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Good landing
By: zitai. on 08 Jan 09, 12:13:47
Good landing

Aw, I'm not an ...
By: MissNox. on 07 Jan 09, 10:44:03
Aw, I'm not an American citizen, so I can't vote. But I'd vote for her to be Prime Minister of Britain. ;) Great video. =D

I vote Ginger!
By: persephoneandjbj. on 06 Jan 09, 03:04:59
I vote Ginger!

the engineers are ...
By: marrss14. on 05 Jan 09, 03:02:15
the engineers are awesome my favs

5/5 best vid
By: Kallettaja. on 04 Jan 09, 04:28:09
5/5 best vid

soe is the sweetest ...
By: HorstKunze. on 02 Jan 09, 02:37:30
soe is the sweetest she looks like my cat^^

Ginger is my ...
By: lipphillypicklepoo. on 01 Jan 09, 22:05:32
Ginger is my favorite of all 3...!

Not enough room on ...
By: klusmanp. on 31 Dec 08, 15:52:40
Not enough room on the shirt.

why in evil ...
By: eesti919. on 31 Dec 08, 09:37:01
why in evil dictator's there isn't a Stalin?

lol two guys, lots ...
By: SOABProductions. on 31 Dec 08, 01:31:36
lol two guys, lots of cats, seems obvius

are you to an item ...
By: clownfishyi1994. on 29 Dec 08, 01:32:58
are you to an item or are you just friends. thanks

Ginger '12!
By: DonZabu. on 24 Dec 08, 05:53:32
Ginger '12!

Wonderful video!!! ...
By: desiglaveva. on 20 Dec 08, 17:25:30
Wonderful video!!! I liked the part with the two choices and was amazed by Ginger's combat skills! Keep going!

Ginger should be ...
By: tipit10. on 20 Dec 08, 10:37:06
Ginger should be President

Love your videos ...
By: catengineeress. on 19 Dec 08, 03:02:13
Love your videos and your cats! My cat Chevy is willing to be a stunt double for Ginger ;>. Keep up the good work! Stimulate the economy - scratch it on the butt!

vary funny HAHA ...
By: Kordazona. on 18 Dec 08, 23:57:33
vary funny HAHA KEEP IT UP!!!

Paul you are so ...
By: rh7onda7. on 17 Dec 08, 22:22:00
Paul you are so deadpan - it's great. Does your sidekick Silent Bob ever speak? lol

Wonderful and funny ...
By: CountertenorDelight. on 17 Dec 08, 05:09:34
Wonderful and funny, beautiful cats! 5*

your house has a ...
By: TheNinjaBaker. on 16 Dec 08, 05:17:12
your house has a cool layout. random but true.

Haha nice one, xD ...
By: doh09. on 14 Dec 08, 13:46:30
Haha nice one, xD great joke

And as soon as we ...
By: Therapist1972. on 12 Dec 08, 17:09:39
And as soon as we are able to bring our 2 bt puppies home, subscribers and friends will be able to view them, so please stay tuned! ;-)

LOLOL at the ...
By: KRSONMar. on 12 Dec 08, 07:00:28
LOLOL at the cat-dogfight!

You guys are ...
By: roses4HRHdiana. on 12 Dec 08, 05:15:55
You guys are honestly my favorites of Youtube! Thanks for the wonderful job!!

You guys do a ...
By: Therapist1972. on 11 Dec 08, 23:38:04
You guys do a service by putting smiles on our faces, and an increase in our serotonin levels in our brains! We love you guys and your cats too! :-)

TV Guide Interview: James Lafferty
Posted by: T2AC

Video duration: 347 seconds
Global video hits: 5085

Matt Mitovich interviews One Tree Hill star James Lafferty for TV Guide.

Related: bethany, burton, bush, chad, hilarie, hill, james, joy, lafferty, michael, murray, one, sophia, tree

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The Screen Wipe Guide to TV
Posted by: thefriendpeter

Video duration: 1740 seconds
Global video hits: 55584

A wry look at what goes in to making your precious telly programs. Just you think next time!

Related: behind, guide, how, is, made, production, scenes, screen, tv, wipe

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"Because I have a ...
By: acidfart6400. on 05 Jan 09, 23:38:40
"Because I have a face like a pedophile walrus." Classic. Pure Classic

Memories of murder ...
By: dash1141. on 05 Jan 09, 04:14:08
Memories of murder is a fucking awesome movie! Oh, and Charlie Brooker is a legend, too.

since watching one ...
By: SketchTheWorld. on 04 Jan 09, 01:31:13
since watching one show i've been searching for more of this guy and i just keep laughing. I think he's brilliant and I just love his way of presenting. It's my kind of humor.

who's the chef? ...
By: thedollarbillgill. on 03 Jan 09, 09:05:52
who's the chef? gordan ramsay?

I think he's ...
By: PrimaIScream. on 30 Dec 08, 13:59:51
I think he's completely lost his 'touch' in season five; it's the same shitty jokes over and over.

very very good
By: ant1612. on 17 Dec 08, 23:39:37
very very good

recently become a ...
By: crazytosh1. on 16 Dec 08, 23:14:21
recently become a big fan of Charlie Brooker

This show is ...
By: Lizerana. on 16 Dec 08, 04:20:31
This show is hilarious!!!

When idiocy stops ...
By: Incertus. on 02 Dec 08, 22:24:43
When idiocy stops being cool and everyone starts using that all important organ "the brain" this man will be hailed as our savior. Long live Charlie Brooker!

This man is a God.
By: MentalMaladies. on 02 Dec 08, 02:49:12
This man is a God.

Lol I agree, I was ...
By: zacefronfiction. on 01 Dec 08, 17:02:36
Lol I agree, I was also watching this at like 2 AM!

equipment hate ...
By: emokidconnar. on 27 Nov 08, 03:06:55
equipment hate human, equipment want revenge that made me die of laughter, but it had to be inner laughter as it's three in the morning lol well done again Charlie, you are God!

as is dawn of the ...
By: fbsthreads. on 26 Nov 08, 19:35:18
as is dawn of the dumb

youtube videos are ...
By: barnskiano. on 25 Nov 08, 12:07:34
youtube videos are wider! sorry the first video i've seen since it changed

buy brookers book ...
By: duoh59. on 22 Nov 08, 18:11:18
buy brookers book screen burn its hilarious!

I want to be an ...
By: grcirca1985. on 21 Nov 08, 17:54:19
I want to be an exploitative telly scumbag.

this guy rocks. his ...
By: withnail420. on 21 Nov 08, 02:04:15
this guy rocks. his response to the brand/ross debacle in the last episode of this had me pissing myself

You mean this cost ...
By: edwardgbell. on 18 Nov 08, 02:13:32
You mean this cost 62 million!??! Man they had a bad director.

lol, This Is Your ...
By: zionravescene. on 15 Nov 08, 13:10:30
lol, This Is Your Life theme tune...

Almost a viewer for ...
By: joyceytheman. on 13 Nov 08, 03:48:51
Almost a viewer for every pound used to make it...........

I love Charlie ...
By: jwattie. on 10 Nov 08, 08:57:18
I love Charlie Brooker! He makes me laugh till I cry!

Charlie Brooker is ...
By: Grantwebb13. on 28 Oct 08, 19:42:46
Charlie Brooker is one of the best things to happen on television!

That would be the ...
By: gijsyo. on 27 Oct 08, 19:34:26
That would be the music at around 11 minutes that Firetruckers was asking for :p Thanks Youtube for the awesome reply system :/

Vitalic - Trahison ...
By: gijsyo. on 27 Oct 08, 18:58:44
Vitalic - Trahison (from "OK Cowboy" album)

AM 180 by Grandaddy
By: Tommmm00. on 25 Oct 08, 15:12:44
AM 180 by Grandaddy

$JAG\$

JAG's GoW2 Collectible Guide
Posted by: jagriff333

Video duration: 499 seconds
Global video hits: 73583

Written guide comming soon...

Related: achievement, collectibles, collector, completionist, echo, gears, gow2, jag, jagriff333, journal, julietalphagolf, of, pack, rat, war

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thanks dude this ...
By: candyrootbeer. on 02 Jan 09, 04:24:33
thanks dude this really helped me get the acheivment NICE VIDEO A++++++++++++

Jag is a swedish ...
By: MiinuTR. on 01 Jan 09, 20:59:05
Jag is a swedish word, the translation to english is me !

what cam u use?
By: xXKRTXx. on 20 Dec 08, 04:30:33
what cam u use?

Got the name of the ...
By: grissom072. on 12 Dec 08, 23:10:34
Got the name of the song?

They'll online ...
By: AngryGermanGuy. on 23 Nov 08, 09:44:50
They'll online eventually I'd say.

thank you!
By: starforce224. on 22 Nov 08, 13:52:49
thank you!

the song??
By: godnessvsdark. on 18 Nov 08, 22:25:33
the song??

i just bought gow2 ...
By: biggieblythe. on 16 Nov 08, 21:01:45
i just bought gow2 today but gow was fun online, I don't see how this is going to be worse...prolly will be better =D

Very nice vidéo !!!
By: Trejok. on 14 Nov 08, 16:56:45
Very nice vidéo !!!

story was good, ...
By: ClankerX. on 13 Nov 08, 03:02:25
story was good, online is shit but good for practice and some achievements. thanks for the guide jag.

Thanks Jag, this ...
By: gunviker1. on 11 Nov 08, 21:27:10
Thanks Jag, this helped my friend and i to get this achievement. Good job 5* I subscribed.

can some one help ...
By: damianhunter123. on 10 Nov 08, 21:48:45
can some one help me get all 41

Now thats why ...
By: Jalaskoski. on 10 Nov 08, 15:55:06
Now thats why people should get games. For me its not about graphics or online, Unique and interesting story makes me buy :D

Some stores sell ...
By: jagriff333. on 10 Nov 08, 02:17:46
Some stores sell games early.

how was the video ...
By: damianhunter123. on 10 Nov 08, 01:36:20
how was the video on nov 5 it dose come out til the seven

I get it for the ...
By: jagriff333. on 09 Nov 08, 21:39:16
I get it for the story and coop. Online blows.

hahahaha toast!!!, ...
By: FrostyMitten. on 09 Nov 08, 17:08:10
hahahaha toast!!!, what part was that in?

good for you, no ...
By: imaginetheresno. on 09 Nov 08, 03:38:17
good for you, no one cares, since its out already :)

Nice work man, I ...
By: xyjar. on 09 Nov 08, 00:06:34
Nice work man, I think you barely beat me to being the first with a full collectibles video guide out.

good but should be ...
By: kooki3m0n5t3r. on 08 Nov 08, 06:13:48
good but should be a little more discriptive cuz i missed some cuz it wasnt showing it good enough but whatever thanks god job 5*

eww GOW2 3rd ...
By: IVIikeH0nch0. on 08 Nov 08, 01:25:56
eww GOW2 3rd person shooters are lame, IMHO. Do you play it for online play? or just story mode?

Nice guide Jag.
By: xMdubzx. on 07 Nov 08, 22:49:38
Nice guide Jag.

Good shit Jag
By: senorbarrigas. on 07 Nov 08, 15:47:54
Good shit Jag

GT = xi JAG ix
By: jagriff333. on 07 Nov 08, 01:30:52
GT = xi JAG ix

Forget about that ...
By: Tkbacon99. on 07 Nov 08, 01:26:02
Forget about that comment

20/20 - Politically Incorrect Guide To Politics - Pt. 2 of 6
Posted by: wisted

Video duration: 336 seconds
Global video hits: 43343

Originally aired on Friday, October 17, 2008 @ 9pm CST. This broadcast was sourced from an ABC affiliate in Chicago, IL.
Apparently, there were affiliates that refused to carry this one-hour special. If anyone has information about this, please let me know.

Related: 2020, 2020, john, mccain, obama, paul, peter, ron, schiff, stossel

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The people that ...
By: kingachybraky. on 08 Jan 09, 02:37:40
The people that took on sub-prime loans didn't want the interest rates automatically rising, the banks insisted on it. The bank got greedy. Wall street got greedy. If the loans were not automatically set to increase the interest rates, the people that had been making the payments would still be making the payments. The fact remains that the Bush administration deregulated the banks just like they did the Savings and Loans during the great Reagan administration. This all was intentional.

This is a great ...
By: thinkingrationally. on 07 Jan 09, 20:01:51
This is a great special! Finally someone has the guts to say that government is largely the problem-not the solution. LET FREE MARKETS WORK!! Anyone who thinks that the free market was what got us into this mess obviously didn't watch this special or has a fundamental misunderstanding of how our economy works.

Your right! Common ...
By: arubberball. on 01 Jan 09, 14:32:02
Your right! Common Sense left the Building along with Elvis!

What do they say at ...
By: odDymarkow. on 31 Dec 08, 13:06:04
What do they say at 1:16 (rsponsible home buyers and ... banks?) and 3:49 (Cummings ... Maryland)?

american accents ...
By: musclesmanhood. on 29 Dec 08, 16:44:23
american accents are so annoying

its funny how ...
By: ceaseyoxoogurl. on 28 Dec 08, 19:48:30
its funny how people probably watch this video and think john stossel is crazy...this is common sense

"Government is not ...
By: kusari86. on 19 Dec 08, 13:59:08
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." - George Washington

we need people to ...
By: thelumberjackjohn. on 18 Dec 08, 21:42:00
we need people to start thinking for themselfs

comment me back ...
By: 88elliot. on 18 Dec 08, 11:16:27
comment me back energetic fun smart and loves this video mi

Again, extremely ...
By: MEpianist. on 18 Dec 08, 04:46:05
Again, extremely facile commentary from Mr Stossel, the real reason for loose lending was the securitization of American mortgages by Wall

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